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letter of introduction & Dead Letter Office

June 28, 2008

Today, UPS stopped by. Confused by my multiplicity of doors, the person left a note about a package on the wrong one. With KCRW blasting and my mind long down Virgina Woolf’s tunnel of writing, I missed the call; when I exited the door, the note fluttered down. Nothing new: also waiting at the post office I have a certified letter from my (fill in the expletive here) neighbor, and another with my 2008 Burning Man tickets. If I do not pick them up soon, they will go to the Dead Letter Office or worse.

So tonight, with BBQ salmon (again, ahh yes yummm…with rice and squash), since we are still out of Australian red sparklers but we have more reds from the Grateful Palate warehouse sale, I open a bottle of Dead Letter Office, a 2004 shiraz from Australia’s Henry’s Drive, (55% Padthaway and 45% McLaren Vale). I get to test my salmon pairing theory that grenache-mourvedre RBJ 2001 theologicum theory is better with salmon than shiraz.

The answer is YES, the theologicum grenache-mourvedre goes better with the salmon, goes great actually I think, and in fact next salmon night I think I may try a straight grenache–like Bitch wine from R Wines, a grenache from the Barossa Valley. For salmon, this shiraz is too tannic, too overwhelming and 16% alcohol and not chill! However, when I have some rice, the palate is cleansed, the shiraz is more complex, more more everything! And such a beautiful deep dense red. Honestly, the theologicum tastes so lovely, so wonderful, so smooth I could drink it every night, it’s like a claret that way, I would never tire of it. But the Dead Letter office, with its artwork of old fashioned ink pen and cancellation marks, lingers on the palate, the imagination, has a nose of bubblegum! yes bubblegum, fruity, juicy bazooka bubblegum like we would get on Sundays at the gas station after church; the attendant would give each of us kids one piece of our own but we would share the comics on the wrapper. And black licorice, not my favorite candy or scent, but it adds that note, something more, as well as walnut, the tannins of the skins and the richness of the nut. I love nuts! hmmn, maybe I should get another bottle or two–with those tannins, this could be put away to develop a few more years!

So here I am, after dinner, swirling Dead Letters Office, dreaming of a new path to the waterfall and with my shoes gleaming, and I ask myself, where would I like to work, if I am not teaching at a college? Where would I like to use my writing and other creative talents? Who might need a storyteller in this day and age? The answer comes swiftly, rising from my glass to my nostrils and influencing my brain with its aromatherapy: The Grateful Palate would be the perfect place for me to work!

Dear Grateful Palate,

I am a passionate person who loves wonderful food, great coffee brewed strong, enjoyable wines, and music you can dance to. I even love bacon!

While I may not have the most sophisticated palate around (after all, I am one generation away from picking cotton in Bakersfield), it is sensitive, and I really do swoon over a lovely wine matched with a meal (good) and I can taste onions on my husband’s kisses when he’s had them cooked in chile for lunch (bad). I am someone who savors flavors, scents, sights, and sounds, (after all, I am the ART PREDATOR!) Read more…

art predator resu–may getta job

June 27, 2008

After many years teaching (everything from yoga to lit to writing to mountaineering but mostly college English –which is not writing usually), the Art Predator is looking around for new opportunities to live, learn, and pay the mortgage. Need a writer, a blogger, a creative, a hard worker, a passionate person…let the Art Predator know! I dream of a new path to the waterfall and my shoes gleam by the door. For more details about the Art Predator’s background, education, and experience, please see the CV below.

ART PREDATOR
Ventucky CA (SO SB NO LA)
https://artpredator.wordpress.com

ACADEMIC DEGREES

Master of Arts in Enflish,
University of North American Casinos

Theory and Practice of Teaching Wiring, Digging the Donner Party w/Don Hardesty, Death Valley Desert Dioramas, Native American Lit & seduction, Truckee River robbery. Second language: biology. Thesis: Desert Dances (advisors Tchudi and Glotfelty).

Graduate Certificate, Educration,
Uncle Charley’s Summer Camp

Feminist/Multicultural Pedagogies, Literacy Development, Critical Theory/Pedagogy, Science Studies with Primate Visions Donna Haraway.

Bachelor of Arts, Literature/Creative Writhing,
Uncle Charley’s Summer Camp

Bachelor of Arts, Environmental Studies,
Uncle Charley’s Summer Camp

Double Major Senior Thesis: Switchbacks a novel about a 28000 mile Mexico to Canada backpacking trip

Diploma, Puny Buny High School, Ventucky CA
Print and broadcast journalism, leadership, tutoring, rabble rousing, cookie baking at keg parties

EXPERIENCE

Back Alley Productions:
ART PREDATOR BLOGging, literary and visual arts, editing, tutoring, yoga instruction, bike riding, stone sculpture sanding, food growing, outdoor living, 315 experimenting, body painting

Ventucky County Community College District,
Faculty in Academic English Obfuscation and Education Change Agentism, Full and Part-time, Teacher/Reading Development Partnership Grant Facilitator, Literacy Specialist

Californification State University, Valley of the Dolls,
Adjunct Faculty, Edufuscation

University of Northern American Casinos,
Graduate Student Instructor, Engfish


Community College of Northern American Casinos,
Adjunct Faculty, Engflish

Uncle Charley’s Summer Camp
Graduate Instructor: Writhing Program, College Score
Teaching Assistant: Lickature, Environmental Adventures
KMart College: Town Hall Manager, Assistant to the Provost, dessert taster and distributor

Select other employment and experience
finding spotted owls and stopping logging activities in Clearcut National Forest, Peregrine Fund hack site feeder of baby quail to peregrines and sitter, Renaissance Faire hay bale stage road poet sales and dancer, City of Ventucky moolah finder and hooplah maker, substitute ringmaster, Collegiate Peaks mountaineer, Peet’s caffiend sales and education, Ridge Winery tasting room edumonte, “ Art Predator” rag columnist, Ventucky College Press editor

OTHER EXPERIENCE
backpacks: PCT Mexico to Canada,
technical climbs: Pingora, Wolfshead, Castleton, Irene’s Arete, The Grand Teton;
non-technical climbs: Mt Whitney, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia;


AWARDS AND GRANTS, Read more…

thanks KCRW 4 Electric Daisy Carnival Tix!

June 27, 2008

Yep, we did, we just won tix to the Electric Daisy Carnival this Saturday at Exposition Park near downtown LA! 4pm-4am, non-stop music of several stages plus carnival rides! Question is, what to do with that little red headed boy I love so much? Guess if he can handle Burning Man, he will have fun at this–at least from 4pm until 10pm or so! We might miss Moby but we’ll still have fun! See you there, Helen! For more info, go to:

http://www.electricdaisycarnival.com/la/artists/

poem: so happy not to be working

June 27, 2008

i am so happy not to be working

i can drink wine

read poems

eat bon bons

i am so happy not to be working

i can clean my house

go to the store

spend money

take my son to the beach

i am so happy not to be working

i have unemployment

my car runs

my bills are paid

i am so happy not to be working

i am looking for the perfect job

i am polishing my resume

and my shoes

i am dreaming

of the door i will walk through

the job i will love

more than not working

A New Path to the Waterfall: Looking for Work

June 26, 2008

“Looking For Work”

by Raymond Carver from A New Path to the Waterfall

I’ve always wanted brook trout
for breakfast.

Suddenly, I find a new path
to the waterfall.

I begin to hurry.
Wake up,

my wife says,
you’re dreaming.

But when I try to rise,
the house tilts.

Who’s dreaming?
It’s noon, she says.

My new shoes wait by the door.
They are gleaming.

In my previous post, I mentioned I am looking for favorites on this blog. This poem has always been one of my favorite poems, from one of my favorite collections of poetry, by one of my favorite poets, Ray Carver, a  mentor even.  I  love the cleanness of his work, the simplicity of this poem. Carver just tells it all in such a matter of fact way yet it’s surreal, it makes me wonder, it stays with me. Which way is up? What’s a dream? A whole life is conveyed in this sonnet of a poem.

I want to find a new path to the waterfall. I am looking for work, metaphorically and literally. I see my new shoes there by the door. I am gleaming as I walk through the door. Wish me luck on my new adventure! Remember to write!

As Carver writes in the closing lines of “Fat” from his short story collection Will You Please Be Quiet Please?

“My life is going to change. I can feel it.”

Post #200: which poem/post/page is your favorite?

June 25, 2008
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Yes, with this post, I have hit that mythical mark: post #200 on this blog!

And I am nearing 18,000 page views, with nearly 500 comments, which feels like a coming of age of sorts!

So I am reflecting on which are my favorite posts, identifying which are the most popular posts, and wondering which are readers’ most memorable posts.

Post your answers below! Leave a link! The answers will be posted on a page entitled “favorites;” the page is already up if you want to put your comments there.

Thanks for stopping by!

Art Predator

summer means salmon

June 24, 2008

Last winter I proclaimed that when fresh, wild Alaskan salmon came in season, especially Copper River salmon, that we should have it every night that we possibly could.

This June, we have followed through on my proclamation by enjoying salmon several nights a week. The first night we had Copper River salmon, I almost swooned I was in so much ecstasy: this salmon is sweet and rich: it’s like candy and you just can’t get enough of it. It has all the best, classic characteristics that come to mind when you think salmon, or even salmon sushi, combined with the flavor of fresh caught wild trout.

I understand the flavor of the fish has to do with the quality of the river–Copper River in Alaska is super cold, rugged, and glacial fed. While regularly we buy fish, prawns and lobster locally right off the boats in the harbor here, I am grateful we can get Alaskan salmon in a local grocery store four days after it’s been pulled out of the water.

We can find Copper River salmon from around Memorial Day in late May to Father’s Day in mid-June; after that it’s King and Coho. Both are exceptional when fresh, but they’re not even close to the Copper River.

The Big Monkey is a master of the barbecue universe, and he is particularly adept at salmon, which makes it even more pleasurable. My job is to prepare the sides–rice, salads, vegetables–and choose the wine.

The obvious choice with salmon is chardonnay, and we’ve about drunk all the Trevor Jones Virgin chardonnay I snatched up at the last two Grateful Palate warehouse sales. It’s cool, refreshing, and food friendly marrying nicely with the rich fatty fish grilled simply with lemon and olive oil. Over the years, we’ve also enjoyed a pinot or two, and this year, on my Aussie wine kick, we loved it with the Majella sparkling shiraz one night last week and the Paringa on another.

So what to drink tonight? I agonized over the choices–what would work best with salmon on this hot summer night in Ojai? I was leaning toward the RBJ theologicum, thinking it had some pinot like characteristics, but then I thought about how much we’d enjoyed the Chris Ringland Barossa Valley 2006 Ebenezer Shiraz and packed up a Majella Coonawarra 2001 shiraz with a relatively low alcohol (13.5% at least compared to other recent Aussie wines I’ve enjoyed).

Charles guided me through Turbo Tax 2007 while the Big Monkey barbecued asparagus and prepared salmon and Myr set the table and watched our going-into-kindergarteners play. Once we had the Fed taxes done, Myr and the Big Monkey shared the tail end of last night’s Loan 2005 Semillon from Barossa Valley which hadn’t impressed me with our barbecued beer butt lemon rosemary garlic chicken–the semillon was too light, delicate and subtle for all that flavor, and while I enjoyed it, I was disappointed. (Hey I thought every Aussie wine goes with BBQ–isn’t that a national motto or something?)

Tonight the Loan semillon was perfect before dinner as we toasted getting so much of our hard earned money back from the government. In fact, the Big Monkey, who often says all wine’s the same except for price, told me how good it was, and asked repeatedly if there was more (no honey, in fact when I showed you the bottle after I bought it, you said semillon? what’s that?) The Majella shiraz was good but a bit odd and I thought maybe it needed to breathe a little or be shared with food so I set it aside as we got back to work getting the state taxes done.

Well, the taxes are all done, but I am still puzzling over that Majella. Maybe as my palate develops I will know what to drink with that other bottle of Majella coonawarra (don’t you just love that name–coonawarra!) Cellar it longer? It was a bit tannic… Have it with rack of lamb? Or maybe I just flat out prefer shiraz from the Barossa Valley. So much to try! So much to learn!

And here I thought poetry could be difficult and complicated…wine is even more peculiar.

Maybe by next year’s run of Copper River salmon, I will have figured out which wine to drink with it!

heavenly mews: a summer solstice poem?

June 23, 2008

Readwritepoem this week suggests revising a poem and posting the original and the revision. With the summer solstice and sunny days, this prompt reminded me of a project from last spring where I wrote a poem based on two articles I read on yahoo news; I played with it a little today before I posted it and will add a rough draft later (tonight? tomorrow?) I have also included the original articles and a 14 second you-tube which shows but doesn’t sing! For more poems, you might also take a ride on the Monday Poetry Train!

Heavenly Mews: Baptism by Fire

Our Sun sings, astronomers say
even if we can’t hear it
even if we don’t hear it
looping magnetic fields
along our Sun’s corona
carry magnetic sound waves:
a guitar string, oboe reed.

Coronal mass ejections
explosions at our Sun’s surface
trigger acoustic sound waves–
rhythmic they bounce back and forth
between both ends of loops
standing waves of solar sound:
a pick to string, breath to reed.

Microflares play magnetic loops
set sound waves in motion funnel heat
into Sun’s outer atmosphere
acoustic waves climb tens of miles
go 50-90,000 miles
sonic booms alive an hour:
send song and warmth on a journey.

Solar notes soar on plasma
100 times hotter than sun:
wander heaven forever.

In other news the Pope claims
there’s reason to hope babies
who die without baptism
don’t enjoy an eternal
state of perfect natural
happiness called limbo but
in heaven commune with God.

However no one knows for sure
what becomes of unbaptized
babies; Scripture is largely

silent on the matter

while Sun sings in the cosmos.

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Chris Ringland’s Ebenezer Shiraz 2006: rich but not a tightwad

June 23, 2008

I’ve been told that in Australia, winemaker Chris Ringland is famous like a rock star, something like Wolfgang Puck, Francis Ford Coppola, and Robert Mondavi all rolled up into one.

Now that I’ve had a few of Ringland’s wines which I picked up from the Grateful Palate warehouse sale, I am starting to understand why: they’re rich, juicy, eminently drinkable and enjoyable with or without food, unpretentious, wines you can sink your teeth and heart into. Read more…

summer sparkler? say PARINGA!

June 22, 2008

OK so I don’t know what PARINGA means (yet) but what it means to us at sunset at the beach with good friends these first few days of summer is “CHEERS!”

I’ve had the pleasure the last few nights of introducing my friends to sparking red wine from Australia which I bought at the Grateful Palate warehouse sale, and it has been a sparkling success! Read more…

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