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woe is me: the case of the missing sidebar

January 5, 2008
hi there helpful and valuable volunteer,
    my sidebar disappeared a few hours ago. i’d hoped he’d gone down the street for a margarita but it’s been raining now for a few hours and i’m getting worried.i keep checking back but no sign of him. any ideas where i should start looking?here’s where he should be: https://artpredator.wordpress.com
    thanks a lot.
the art predator
    ps oh and we’ve been together about 2 months and he’s been around the whole 2 months. never disappeared like this before. BUT i did start a new blog and i played around with some themes on my original blog…do you think i hurt his feelings? what do i need to do to earn his respect and get him back after playing the field like that? i really need to have more than one blog in my life right now.
thanks…i hope to hear from you soon because casa de soria makes seriously good margaritas but they closed already and i am on my 4th oreo candy cane cookie and may have to eat my way through the box while drinking a bottle of cheap port wine to soothe my worries…and really, candy cane cookies and port do not rest easily on the palate.
    sincerely, the art predator
ps do you think he melted with the snow? we were really sad to see the blog snow go even tho raincoaster said it made some people too slow…maybe he felt inadequate.
    btw, it would make me really happy if you would leave a comment. i’m feeling a little lonely and cold here w/o my sidebar.

whisper down the write alley

January 4, 2008

rain wind in my ears

sycamore shakes drips last wet leaves

good day to blog

THERE’S A NEW BLOG on the block that will have tips on writing and writing for blogs plus lots of links. not much there yet but watch for it to grow in the next few weeks! please whisper your words of wisdom there, too!

sigh, the art predator (who can’t seem to make the formatting she wants happen on her blog yet…ok, it’s only been 2 months and we’re STILL learning…)

writing in a dream: a new poem

January 3, 2008

in the dream i was a man writing in a cafe.

this morning i could remember the words

i was writing i was sure i would always

remember the words i was writing

but this afternoon i have forgotten

them: they are lost in all the other words

of the day. this is what happens if you

only write down words in a dream. they must

be written down in this world too. they say

we cannot read or write in a dream but

in the last few weeks i have done both. try

it yourself write read remember your words

keep them: write them down in this world & that

journals


the art predator–on the prowl awake or asleep

crab, crab & more crab plus the best scrambled eggs ever

January 2, 2008

it’s been a coupla crabby weeks around here…

MINI REVIEW PIERPONT INN yes we were a little crabby with each other during the past two weeks, but after we got over that, we had christmas dinner at the pierpont inn where i had wild salmon with dungeness crab on it (the rice pilaf was dried out, but they substituted mash potatoes which hit the spot quite well). the big monkey is such a master at grilling salmon that it just didn’t measure up, even with the dungenous crab piled on top with some sauce full of onions making it too oniony to appreciate the sweetness of the crab). the service is always excellent however, and the view lovely, so i will always recommend it. my other meals there have typically been stellar.

MINI REVIEW: JOE’S CRAB SHACK the next night we decided to go for a walk from our house to the beach and use up a holiday gift card to joe’s crab shack, a place we’d been disappointed with two times before. great location, great winter beer from firestone, great fried calamari and spicy sauce but the crab? not great. ok, but not great, and we really didn’t like the oily BBQ sauce treatment we had on the dungenous. then, they had so much trouble with the gift card, they comped us the meal and gave us the gift card back! so i guess we will be trying it again…

AFTER A FINE DINNER of king crab at home a few nights later, we headed out to montana de oro state park near morro bay for a few days of camping where we had steaks the first night then the second popped a bottle of $4 Big Lots Lorikeet Australian sparkling wine (surprisingly good!), shucked fresh oysters for an appetizer, and then dined on sauteed in butter and garlic fresh off the boat prawns with pasta AND a barbequed pork loin plus a salad…quite the feast!

IF YOU EVER get the opportunity to get fresh prawns, do it, they are so much tastier than the frozen ones you will be amazed. they are so sweet and tender. (i do have to admit that i jumped and shrieked when i looked in the bag and they were moving–they were that fresh!) we have a fishermen’s market here every saturday morning in the harbor (like a farmers market but for fishermen) and i imagine many other coastal communities do too.
SINCE WE PLANNED to go to fishbon’s winter wonderland, we packed up new year’s eve afternoon and drove to los osos where, when we discovered the event was sold out, i bought the largest king crab claws i’d ever seen, some Chandon champagne, some eggs and bread, and headed back to the beach to join our friends still camping there. while we snacked on bread, brie, and pate, we heated up some rice we’d brought in olive oil and butter, we heated butter in another pan, and we put the crab onto the bbq wrapped in foil. when we could smell it, we pulled it off and it was perfectly heated and with just a hint of smoky bbq flavor…ahhh! after dinner we sat around the fire roasting marshmallows until the kids went to bed, and soon we were the last ones at the fire…well before midnight.

TRADITIONALLY IN MY FAMILY on new years day we have what we call sugar muffins–a plain muffin with some fresh nutmeg baked in it and fresh out of the oven, the muffins are dipped in butter then rolled in cinnamon sugar. but i couldn’t make sugar muffins out there camping.

SO HERE’S WHERE the best scrambled eggs comes in: for breakfast, i used the leftover crab dipping butter and sauteed a portobello mushroom in it, then set aside the mushroom and cooked scrambled eggs in the crab butter pan. when they were almost done, i added the mushrooms to the pan with a few chunks of cheese and a meaty chunk of crab i’d hidden away. i served these up with my famous pumpkin pancakes. nope, wasn’t sugar muffins, but the best scrambled eggs i have ever had in my life!

on the prowl for some good crab, some good meals, some good times, and a great campsite, i’m your art predator

btw, let me know if you want me to post my pumpkin corn pancake recipe…

If I Died at 55: 315 Experiment Poem 8/12/05

January 1, 2008

August 12, 2005 315am

Today’s my mom’s birthday.
She was born in 1937.
That makes her almost 70.
She seems much younger than that.
70 seems so old
and she’s not.

I used to think
55 was old.
My mother-in- law
she died at 54 and
I used to think
she lived a long life
that 54 was a good number of years.

It’s not. If I died at 55 Read more…

how i became the art predator 2: an obit for the ojai & ventucky voice’s jeff san marchi

December 29, 2007

i was doing a little arts writing for the ojai and ventucky voice , mostly promoting sculpture shows at art city, but also published the first article there about Burning Man in 1995 or 96, and the editor, jeff san marchi, wanted my writing, my perspective to become a regular part of the paper–he wanted me to write a Read more…

Winter Solstice/NYE Party: Fishbon Wonderland

December 29, 2007

On New Year’s Eve from 9pm-3am, Burners and friends in the Santa Barbara area are gathering to put on an extravangaza to honor the winter solstice and celebrate and welcome the New Year at the Fishbon Pescadrome. Wear white! My friend Jenessa will be performing and she says there will be stilt bars (!), and all kinds of wild and groovy activities plus dancing to 6 DJs.

THEY SAY: Fishbon Wonderland is a fantasy environment that celebrates the return of the light at Winter Solstice. In Celtic countries (Ireland, Scotland, Northern France) this time has been celebrated with Mumming Plays which follow a common death and resurrection theme. In traditional mumming events, the protagonist is St. George who is killed by the current villain (during the conflict with the Ottoman Empire in the early 20th century, it was the Turkey Champion). In this version, based loosely on the Snow White story, it is the wicked Queen mother who slays the innocent Snow White. Thanks to the intervention of the Huntsman/Prince, she is revived and all is well in the world.

Another theme that Fishbon Wonderland explores is seduction and the island of the Sirens. Seven beautiful maidens replace the dwarfs in our tale. They are both protectors and destroyers..welcoming Snow White into their circle of protection and repelling invasion of opportunistic, libidinous woodsmen.

favorite t-shirt 2008: Ventucky

December 29, 2007

someone found my blog looking for ventucky t-shirts: wild planet on main street in ventucky has posters and long time burners Peter, Christy, Jeff and crew would be the folks to ask about t-shirts. in fact, was it Jeff Burroughs or musician Jeff Kaiser who first used the term ventucky with me?

giving back 2: Art City

December 27, 2007

an open letter from the Fundraising Arm for Art City…

Dear Friends:

Please join as a community in taking a stand for the preservation and renovation of Ventura’s Art City and to assist its founder Paul Lindhard. http://www.artcitystudios.com/contact.htm

Art City is at a critical stage and there are immediate funding needs of $25,000 to legalize the structures that have not been torn down and building the ADA compliance bathroom which would include architectural and engineering fees, permit fees, materials & electrical. These are costs that Paul is facing right now, 2007.

We are making this appeal today because the end is upon us for anyone who needs to make donations this year and would consider taking a stand for Art City. The enthusiasm is there for building this project and fundraising will make that possible. But there isn’t time for fundraising for these immediate needs.

Art City has applied and awaiting the stamp of approval from the State for its 1053C status, the San Buenaventura Artists Union Gallery has arranged to accept checks payable to Art City:

http://www.venturaartistsunion.org/contact.htm

or mail directly to: Art City @ 197 Dubbers Street
Ventura, CA 93001 805-648-1690 805-653-6380

It takes a community!

Joy and Peace to you and yours,

If you would like to be part of making Ventura’s Art City thrive and flourish by donating services, labor, laughter, communication, ideas, donuts, coffee, everyone and everything makes a difference. Please contact me.

let it snow: giving back

December 25, 2007

Matt at WordPress wrote this cool code to make snow on my blog–here until Jan 2 so enjoy!

This snow falling is just one example of giving back…

more on this topic soon…

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