Missing Sweet Love: The Arbiters
I’ve heard “Missing Sweet Love” by The Artbiters a couple times now on Jason Bentley’s Metropolis show on KCRW and each time the sound goes UP and it’s time to DANCE!
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Arbiters/_/Missing+Sweet+Love
A little bit of MIA, Verve, Beyonce, Jay-Z…goes a long way toward being a really fun mash-up…and tonight he followed it up with some Vampire Weekend which moved the groove right along and helped me get the laundry done…(with a glass of 2001 RBJ theologicum–yep a little Chris Ringland wine makes the world very fine!)
check them out:
http://www.myspace.com/arbiters
be sure to listen to
Gimme That Love Thing
They’re LA based so maybe we’ll get lucky and be able to enjoy them live sometime soon. Not quite as out there as the Avalanches but worth a babysitter and a foray into LA traffic.
Closer to home, this Saturday August 2 a pomo electrico/eclectico beach party awaits at the former Oil Piers:
This Experiment is not for the sane nor the weak. Register here.
Here are the rules:
1) Set your alarm for 3:15 AM THIS THURSDAY, JULY 31 (because Aug 1st begins that midnight).
2) Write every morning during the entire month of August (you can do it!). Any form, any length, any style…
3) Choose your notebook and pen wisely. INK will stain your sheets if you fall back asleep. Small notebooks are hard to write in if you are 1/2 asleep.
4) The idea is to ride that 1/2 sleeping, 1/2 waking state as long as it takes to write your poem. We recommend you stay in bed and use minimal lighting (if at all). Falling back asleep again is simply an occupational hazard. We forgive you. (We don’t recommend that you make yourself a cup of coffee and go to your computer… it defeats the whole purpose of the experiment.)
5) Some people don’t read any of their poems until the end of the month. Most don’t type them up until after the experiment is over. This part is totally up to you.
6) At the end of August, log onto the website (315experiment.com) and post all your poems. DO NOT EDIT YOUR WORK!!!! We want the raw stuff, baby. We want your 3:15 mind!
7) IF you ever forget your ID or password, e-mail webmonkey Tod McCoy for it. todmccoy (at) gmail.com with the SUBJECT LINE: “NEED 3:15 ACCOUNT INFO”
8) PLEASE ADD dreamworld (at) 315experiment.com to your list of friends so that we don’t get stuck in your junk mail when we send out group e-mails. We promise not to spam you if you be our friend.
Have fun out there!
Sincerely,
The 3:15 Cognizanti
PS The Art Predator is one of the 3:15 Cogizanti. I’ve been doing the experiment since 2001. In 2006, I co-edited between sleeps: the 3:15 experiment 1993-2005.
GO FOR IT!! (at least give it a try…each night in the month of August…discover your 3:15am mind!) Check back here for a button (I hope).
ballad of my belly
ARTLIFE LImited Editions published this as a broadside on its back cover– my hennaed pregnant belly with a line of this 315 Experiment poem scribed.
moving quickly abruptly
the belly tugs the baby pulls
the light to go on
the alarm to go off
in the frantic moments
the belly forgotten
cries out in pain
specifies attention
the alarm off the light on
the pillows stacked pen in hand
the belly calms
the baby awake now
rhythmic kicks press
the duvet rises falls
a kick now too on the right side
the freight train rocks our world
it is not a time for sudden movements
battling alarms blinding lights
but of sensuality, snuggles
languid moments
i can’t help but soap my belly
run my hand around and around
the big pregnant curve
the full heavy breasts
i have always been self-conscious of my belly
but now i am not afraid
of its possible protuberance to the world
my belly is there to be noticed
it has a life of its own
and people want to touch it
caress it feel the life inside
we oblige my belly and i
for months now i don’t look in the mirror
wonder about my belly–am i too fat?
instead my husband massages it
with the finest oils, coos
my belly has never been happier than now
with a life of its own
when the baby is gone
the belly will miss all the attention
the attention that will move to the breasts…
(You may have noticed that it’s 10 4 line stanzas plus a single line stanza. Most pregnancies last 40 weeks, often considered 10 “moons” long. The form of the poem was completely unconscious; the poem here is posted exactly as it was written at 3:15 am on August 2; I didn’t edit it ever into this form.)
Join the 315 Experiment–we start writing at 315am Friday August 1!
The Ballad of Marcel Duchamp & the Gopher: There is Love
In the middle of the night
you don’t want to think
you’re on auto-pilot
pee, brush teeth
go to the kitchen
get some water.
The kitchen floor is warm under my
bare feet near the stove. I turn on the light.
There’s Marcel Duchamp the big gray cat–maybe
he’s been lying here where
it’s warm–and there’s
a giant rodent. A giant
rodent–a gopher or a squirrel
I don’t know I am
just amazed just amazed I didn’t step
on it. The toothbrush stays
in my mouth I don’t scream
I look at Marcel. He is
Proud. He is Happy. I
decide to wake my husband
to ask him to help with the
removal of the dead said rodent.
He is not happy. He wants to
remove the cat. He puts on his
smiley face bathrobe and goes upstairs.
The rodent is on a kitchen
rug for easy removal. He screams.
It’s not dead yet
he yells down the stairs. Don’t
come up here. I decide
not to. He gets a shovel
bangs it on the head
a few times and tries to move it.
It’s still alive. he bangs it
again and carts it to the trash
washes his hands, takes off
his smiley face bathrobe and climbs
into bed.
My husband writes a 315 of
his own, an oral freewrite
about gophers, sex and 3:15am
a statement of gratitude that the kitchen
light works–no more matchbooks to adjust.
He says, the gopher grills
This “Ballad of Marcel Duchamp & the Gopher” is in response to the readwritepoem prompt; if more ballads don’t float your boat, take a ride on the poetry train!
I wrote this poem as part of the 3:15 Experiment which starts up again in a few days. The last two lines in the poem refer to my first 315 poem, “waiting” which was published in ARTLIFE Limited Editions. The 3:15 Experiment is where a bunch of poets around the world wake up at 3:15am local time during the month of August to write, then at the end of the month, post the raw, unedited stuff on the 3:15 experiment website. I admit, I did edit this poem to give it the traditional ballad 4 line stanza shape…I will be posting another ballad, the ballad of my belly, which I wrote at 3:15am in 4 line stanzas plus 1 one line stanza…which I didn’t do consciously or edited it that way at 315am or even notice until after the experiment
Join the 3:15 Experiment this year–register your participation at the 3:15 Experiment website today! And let me know too by telling me in a comment that you’re on-board! I may even figure out a way to do a button (Tod?)
Search this site for other 3:15 Experiment poems (or follow the links to come)–watch for more past 3:15 poems to encourage you to partcipate to be posted in the next few days!
Day 10: trout for breakfast
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Footsteps on the gravel in our campsite wake me.
THWACK! Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
It is 6:37am. We are at the BLM’s Tuttle Creek Campground a few miles and a thousand feet or so up from Lone Pine toward Mt Whitney Portal. Last night when we climbed into bed, it was raining and windy. Naked, listening to the rain on the roof of the van, looking out at the stars, smelling the wet sagebrush, hearing the creek nearby, full belly content after a wonderful meal at the Still Life Cafe in Independence, we realized we’d forgotten to pay the $5 for the campsite.
Which explains the THWACK–a ticket most likely lay under our windshield wiper. I get dressed to investigate and find an envelope on the windshield. No ticket. Whew.
It is already warm–in the high 60s– and I am sure the fish are up too so I wake the Big Monkey and the small boy. We mosey over to the creek, and then I leave them to fish while I go back to pack up when I hear the boy whoop and see him start running toward me: “Good news! Come see!” It is indeed a keeper of a trout! We ooh and ahh and take photos, then I return to then van. It’s in the mid-70s now at 730 and “Mom! Good news! Dad’s got another fish!” We put this fish in the bucket of creek water next to the first. It is now in the 80s at 8am, and this time, the van is packed when I am called again–another fish!
I remind the Big Monkey how to clean a fish (sharp knife from the anus up). I get out the salt, pepper, and corn muffin mix; the iron skillet sizzles with butter and olive oil. I sprinkle the fish with salt and pepper, inside and out,, dip the fish in a simple batter of one egg with corn muffin mix, lay the fish in.
To quote Ray Carver, I have found a new path to the waterfall, and I am having trout for breakfast. Must be time to head home and land myself a great job!
While a flashflood watch was in effect when we were fishing in the eastern Sierra south of Bishop, turns out it was a deluge the previous night which closed Highway 395 just north of Independence, and slowed traffic to an escorted crawl.
Even though this flashflood was 24 hours old, only one of four lanes on 395 was open and the thick mud, black with soot from last year’s fires, surrounded us; plentiful water flowed and had yet to run clear.
When I was growing up, we used to play “flashflood” in the small pool in my grandparent’s Bakersfield backyard. We would zoom around and around the edges of the pool, thick with grass and dirt, roiling the water until it carried us along. A flashflood was fun and exciting.
But in 1997, on my way home from Burning Man, I was caught in a flashflood on 395 in the Red Rock State Park area about 30 miles north east of Mojave. Perched high in my van, I watched in shock as the milk chocolate mud flooded down, filling the ravines, climbing the bridge, sweeping the highway.
Unless you’ve been in a flashflood or a major earthquake, you have no idea how loud these events are. In addition to the shock of watching the world go topsy-turvy, the ear-splitting noise stuns you into awestruck submission.
As the water receded from the road even as rain continued to pelt our cars, a 4×4 truck forged ahead, and slowly, gingerly, many of us followed, the water up to the hubcaps of my 79 VW westfalia. We didn’t get far before we saw cars nose dived into the ravine, then we were stopped by a police car at the top of the hill. Below us, a river raged, and the road was 3-5′ deep in mud. No one was going anywhere for quite some time.
Most people hung out in their cars. My bike was in the van, so I went for a spin down the hill in the warm rainy afternoon air, perfumed with wet sage and earth. The mud and water poured across, and I watched transfixed until a police officer insisted I return to my vehicle. I asked about the people in the cars and learned they were all right; a young girl returning from beauty college had lost most of her clothes, and was cold and hungry. I gave her something to wear, and using the van’s stove, I cooked us up some soup, then some mac’n cheese. Somehow, I had cell service, and I passed my phone around. At dawn, police led us though miles and miles of mud.
Seeing the remnants of this flashflood brought all those memories back; trailers, cars, odd items displaced and scattered by the flood. I was happy to drive up to the Still Life Cafe in Independence, park out front, and dash in. It looked like they were winding down for the evening, and I assumed that they’d been slammed with patrons stuck in Independence because of the road closure. Yes they would serve us, yes come in, yes, corkage is $10, no they hadn’t been unusually busy–most of the tourists headed to Subway across the street. Two tables had people enjoying their meals and another couple followed us in.
Those people who chose Subway over the Still Life missed out. The Still Life Cafe is a fine french bistro, originally located in the town of Olancha, near the shores of the Owens Lake. Back in 2001, we read a rave review in the LA Times, so on our next trip to Saline Valley Hot Springs in Death Valley NP, we planned our trip home around a stop for dinner there. The cement block building raised our eyebrows; the full establishment had us nod to accept a small table amongst the happy diners. We started with an appetizer of delicious chartcuterie, followed by a simple salad with an amazing vinaigrette, and the best pork tenderloin and fried potatoes ever. Manu Chau, with his distinctive multilingual and multicontinental stylings, played on the stereo.
When the restaurant lost its Olancha lease, it took awhile to find a new home and get established in Independence in an old wooden storefront painted a sunny mustard and with rustic antique furnishings and local paintings allowing for an annual visit.
Today we settle in and peruse the menu. In the past, we have enjoyed duck, rabbit, sausage, and other dishes unusual to our suburban, conservative restaurant scene (it is improving I must admit). I am attracted to the mussels which have sold out, and decide on bolognese or red meat sauce; the Big Monkey orders a skirt steak, and we chill the Only Son Barossa Valley 2005 Tempranillo. This is another varietal new to me, but familiar as spanish rioja, and I imagine it will work well both with his steak and my pasta. Once it has cooled off, we decide it’s good, dark ripe cherry in the glass (ahh a real wine glass!), not much of a nose to notice, a bit tannic …maybe it needs food to show it off more? The tempranillo does go well with our dinners. The herbs and flavors of my bolognese are complex and delicious and out of this world and I can barely get any because the boy wants it all!
However, after so many stunningly wonderful wines like last night’s Brothers in Arms 2002 shiraz, the 2002 RBJ Mataro, the Dead Letter Office, I am disappointed with this tempranillo. It could be a combination of factors–this wine is younger and different temperamentally than the more outrageous mataro and shiraz. It is more restrained, what I think of as more European in style, and made with a traditionally European grape. The alcohol at 14.9 is comparable to the others we’ve been drinking but more apparent in this wine. Maybe it needs more time in the cellar for more complexity to show.
After a very leisurely dinner (this is not a restaurant to rush through), we drive south another 30 minutes then climb a thousand feet out of Lone Pine on the Whitney Portal Road to the Cottonwood Road and Tuttle Creek Campground. The moon peeks through the clouds to outline the jagged Sierra ridge as rain falls. We choose a site where we can hear the roar of the creek and which promises shade in the morning from two young trees.
Our bellies full and content, all is well. Tomorrow we will have brook trout for breakfast!
Day 9: wishin 4 fishin
After five nights at Reds Meadow, it’s time to pack up and head out to the Eastern Sierra for one last night of our 10 day trip and some more fishing!
Rain threatens. From the Mammoth Mountain ski area parking lot, the Big Monkey rides off down the trail to meet us at the Visitor Center in town five miles away. In the van, we’re protected from the sprinkles, then a downpour, then hail! When he rolls in, he’s drenched and exhilarated.
Before we leave Mammoth, we stop at Burgers! for yes, burgers–a big juicy one which the Big Monkey and I share; the boy enjoys a grilled cheese sandwich off the kids menu, and we all take sips from the chocolate malt which comes with a sidecar. Burgers! is located across from the Village on Route 203.
Under stormy skies, we descend Sherwin Summit on Highway 395. The Sierras are gloomy and we’re glad we’re not in the back country on this day. We stop in Bishop at a sporting goods shop for some ideas about where to fish before our planned dinner at the Still Life Cafe in Independence. A clerk informs a flash flood has closed 395 just this side of Independence so we might as well pull over and fish awhile! We thought those clouds were ominous!
First we try Baker Creek Campground, just north and west of Big Pine. Up a mile or two past a park with playground equipment, we find the 70 site campground–hot and sprawling with cottonwoods along the forks of the creek, tents here and there, mostly empty. At a dam, with ponds on both sides, we see several sunburnt people fishing. Their tents and bicycles lead us to suspect this is their home and fishing provides their sustenance; according to the 2008 Eastern Sierra Fishing Guide, 3000 fish will be stocked in this creek this summer. The folks seem friendly enough, but we decide to seek out another spot. We follow a decent dirt and gravel road beyond the electricity transmission lines where a man in a pick-up truck recommends we head back to the pond. “That’s where I’d take my son,” he says.
Since we’ve already ruled the pond out, we continue our way 7 miles south on 395 until the Fish Springs hatchery road and another Inyo County Campground, Tinnemaha Creek, with 55 sites and 6,000 trout stocked this season. Both campgrounds offer vault toilets, a creek, tables, fire rings, and barbeque pits for $10 a night. While the county campground near Big Pine was sloping, this one is flat, allowing the creek to slow down a bit and meander tranquilly through camp under shady, leafy trees. Numerous bridges allow passage for cars and pedestrians to cross easily: it’s just a little too wide to jump, and mostly around knee deep.
The boy and his dad take off up the creek and I relax in the cool shade to enjoy the late afternoon with an iced coffee and an LA Times I picked up in Bishop. Almost immediately, the boy comes running back, lickety split: “Good news! Good news!”
“Did you catch a fish??”
“Good news! Good news! Come see! Good news! We caught a fish! Good news! It’s huge!”
I take off running after him, winding through the sage brush following cattle and fish trails. By the time we get there, the Big Monkey has released the 15″ or so trout since we plan to go out to dinner and he didn’t know what to do with it since we didn’t have a stringer. Ay yi yi, I tell him, like Ray Carver, I am dreaming of brook trout for breakfast (mmm wrapped in bacon…)! He insists he’ll catch another one, and I bring him a bucket for fish and a beer for him to enjoy while he catches them.
While we only catch willows, sticks, and moss, we have fun, and that’s what it’s about, isn’t it?
Up next: Dinner at the Still Life Cafe in Independence and camping at Tuttle Creek near Lone Pine!
must mention mosquitoes & the bombardment of beetles
According to page 194 of my wonderful new Laws Field Guide to the Sierra Nevada (for review, see post one previous to this one), we are being bitten by 3 or possibly 4 different kinds of mosquitoes: black snow mosquito, common snow mosquito, and cool weather mosquito are the most likely culprits here at 7600′ where the snow has melted only recently.
We’ve handled them by covering bare skin (raingear’s best!); flowing clothes like skirts, or baggy shirts and pants work well too. Lots of swatting, too!
I found hiking the Pacific Crest Trail that when we hit a swarm of mosquitoes, by the time we stopped, took off our packs, got out the DEET, applied it, put our packs back on, and started hiking again–we were bit, frustrated, and furious. We figured out that we could out hike them faster than we could DEET ourselves, and then we weren’t covered in DEET which is scary stuff–anything that can eat through a plastic bag could make short work of my fragile and precious skin!
Putting pesticides or other nasty chemicals on my skin isn’t high on my list. Instead, I have found that Avon’s Skin So Soft deters them significantly. On the suggestion of a Burning Mom, next time I’m going to remember to add citronella oil to it. We also brought citronella tea lights which we burned in the evenings in clear plastic glasses. Burning Moms also highly recommend California Baby and Buzz Away!
And when you do get a bite, the trick is NOT TO SCRATCH!
This warm evening while we relax after dinner by the glow of the candles and the moon, beetles begin raining down. Once they land, they flop around a bit, walk in circles, swim briefly in wax. They are looking to hook up but like humans, fumble it most of the time. We shake them off our clothes and hair and turned to Laws Field Guide page 180 to learn they are hairy pine borers.
This week biting pale deer flies (p. 196) pester also! Gotta just stay covered to protect yourself from these painful irritants which come out during the heat of the day when you’re relaxing in the sun!
And while I am still enamoured with my new field guide, it works best in tandem with a guide which provides more details. This one is best at identifying the critter–if you want more info, move to a species specific guide.
Day 8: last night, Reds Meadow, Brothers in Arms shiraz
What is it about these Australian wines (or is it Grateful Palate Imports wines??) that they offer so much creativity in what could be a boring enterprise—the label of a wine bottle?? For example, Boarding Pass,
from R Winery, which we enjoyed before dinner in early July the night Dave Staeheli flew in from Alaska to pick up his son, which has a ticket around its neck and a boarding pass on its belly! Yummy too, before dinner; with our steak dinner we downed a bottle of another Australian, “Red Edge” Cabernet in honor of the Big Monkey who used to be a red head—“Now THIS is GOOOOD!” he said. “What is this? I really like it! It’s not as fruity as that other stuff.” Cabernet, I told him, you prefer cabs over shiraz. “Yes,” he agreed. Since I bought it thinking it would be one he’d like, I was glad to be right!!
The Red Edge is a classy package but not going to win a beauty contest or stand out on the shelf or on the table in any way that will spark a conversation while Boarding Pass, which looks like a boarding pass, will catch your attention and likely fly off the shelf into your shopping cart.
Tonight I am about to open a bottle of Brothers in Arms 2002 shiraz which I just retrieved from where it was nestled in the rocks and under the alders in the creek to cool it to cellar temperature of about 60 degrees; I imagine, after this warm day, it would be in the 70s otherwise–yuck, especially for a high alcohol wine like this one (15%).
The cap is remarkable—embossed on top: two hands clasp,
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Day 8: Minaret Falls
“Wake up! Wake up!” says the small boy. “It’s time to go fishing! It’s morning time and the fish are awake! Quick let’s wake up Dad!”
The two scamper off, the young red head and the old red head, hand in hand, to take the trail to Sotcher Lake, but return a few hours later empty handed–no one was catching fish this morning, even the guys on the inflatable rafts.
With some of my homemade blueberry corn pancakes in our bellies, we’re off to hike to Minaret Falls and do some fishing along the Middle Fork of the San Joaquin River.
Since we’re getting such a late start, and we have a small boy, we take the shuttle to the Devils Postpile NPS Ranger Station to cut off about 1 mile from our proposed 3 mile round trip hike. From the Ranger Station, we hike southwest a bit, then cross the river on a bridge. We climb a bit on well made, well signed trail of pumice gravel and decomposed granite under ample pine tree shade. Within no time, we’ve scrambled off the trail to the base fo the falls, and the boy has his feet in the cool water. We put his red Teva river shoes for a better grip on the slippery rocks, and soon he’s wet and happy.
According to one source, the falls cascade some 250 feet in a series of white water, while another source says 300 feet or 90 meters; they seem as broad as they are long. The noise makes you shout to be overheard.

As glorious as they may be, we don’t stay long in the cool spray and environs–the Big Monkey has fish fever, so we head down stream toward the confluence with the San Joaquin river. Just upstream, we find a nice hole where the fish are jumping like crazy and we watch, somewhat agog, as they flip, flop and fly after the bugs!
The boy, bored more quickly than Dad, finds a tunnel like trail through the willows which is too fun to pass up, so I go with him. The trail comes out at Minaret Falls campground–18 roomy spaces, gorgeous views, flush toilets, potable water, and great fishing within a few minutes walk.
A rumble of thunder gets a glance skyward–it looks and sounds like a big storm is coming so we scramble our way through the willows back to the Big Monkey who had noticed little in our absence except the constant flash of fish…fish getting away. So far none for dinner.
I convince him we should catch the shuttle back to camp before we get drenched since we neglected to bring rain gear and the boy has already soaked his way through his clothes. Since all the campgrounds are strung between the road and the river, we walk down the road toward the Minaret Falls campground shuttle stop. It’s quite a walk, and when I look at the map realize that there’s a trail along the creek which leaves one end of this campground and arrives quickly at the other end of the Devils Postpile shuttle stop. But we’re already at the road waiting. Next time!








